Wednesday, December 31, 2008

The 7 Heads of the Beast

I'm telling you for sure, there is No, I said No, hope for the human race.

I'm watching TBN Network tonight. You know, Pat Robertson's TV station?

And the preacher of the night is talking about the Apocalypse and the 7 Heads of the Beast and all that bad negative superstitious shit these guys earn their fortune talking about. And this fool starts talking about the final piece of the puzzle that it is the last of the Seven Heads of the Beast. Egypt, Medea-Assyria, Mesopotamia, Greece and Rome are a few of the other heads. But the 8th and final head, the one we really gotta worry about, is... THE BAR CODE!
When you understand the Bar Code, you know that 666 is the main number presented by those little lines and that the whole system, when the Anti-Christ appears, will be turned into a system that tells where you live and (I suppose) who or what your favorite god is and now you know how they'll figure out who's been naughty and who's been nice and who's going to burn in Hell for Eternity.

Move over Manson!

If I was us, I start stealing stuff.

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Blogger Donita Curioso said...

The bar code? AWESOME!!!!!!!!

5:15 PM  
Blogger Brother Atom Bomb of Reflection said...

I heard that before. Some kid in my class who had found psycho-religion was talking about some proposal that we start planting microchips on kids so we'd always know where they are. This, according to him, was the mark of the beats.

These people should be banned form all movies with dazzling special effects.

12:02 PM  
Blogger VO said...

The mark of the beats, isn't that some kind of diacritical mark on sheet music?

12:00 AM  
Blogger Brother Atom Bomb of Reflection said...

The Mark of the Beats: This the type of "hat hair" unique to those who wear those beret thingies.

8:14 PM  

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