The Rhine in Spine

Princess Canary made a great discovery today. She doesn't have to read any of her text messages on her phone anymore. She can push a button and one of those robot voices says the message to her. All evening she's been texting herself gross, cuss and offensive words and phrases. The best one was "Bite me ass bitch" or something like that. Pretty dang funny. The robot pronounced booger as boojer. Fuck sounds like fook. Another good one was "Excuse me sir, you have stepped in poooo."

The she-bot sounds like Borat, but with a college degree from, say, Inner Slabovia.

I'm gonna try texting "Iyee fairt en yoor jeneral die rax shun!"