Q-Tip in My Brain
Last night I had a weird dream. Usually, I only remember the ones involving nudity and the Muppets. But I guess this one was special.
I had a Q-Tip in my brain. It got stuck in my nose and somehow traveled all the way up into my brain. The doctors showed me an X-Ray that looked like one of those guys that accidently shoot a nail into their head with a nail gun. But this was a Q-Tip. It was lodged in the part of my brain that governs humor. Man, scary.
Knock Knock.
I had a Q-Tip in my brain. It got stuck in my nose and somehow traveled all the way up into my brain. The doctors showed me an X-Ray that looked like one of those guys that accidently shoot a nail into their head with a nail gun. But this was a Q-Tip. It was lodged in the part of my brain that governs humor. Man, scary.
Knock Knock.
posted by Billy Canary at 9:05 AM
2 Comments:
Maybe there is some waxy build-up?
I think you could write a song about that.
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